![]() ![]() You will require the following tools when constructing your starship. ![]() If you wish to go the legal and 'proper' way, it is recommended you leave your seat and get a job. Some good recommendations are HowTo:Leech off the government, HowTo:Brainwash the Americans for Fun and Profit and HowTo:Make lots of money. Unless you are God, you will require another HowTo method. Once you have your area selected you need a hefty sum of money. Area 51 - Although, if you plan to build a Klingon star ship, the black helicopters may be thought of as free target practice rather than an annoyance.Your Back Yard - Mothers have a terrible time believing you can't get a job and move your ass out of their basement when you're building a starship.Mars - What the hell will you need a starship for? You're already there!.New Orleans - Starships don't float, and they don't have levees either!.Nature reserves - The constant complaints from Greenpeace will be more annoying than calibrating the navigational deflector to a proper frequency.Despite what you think, banks have limits on loans. The Arctic/ Antarctica - The heating costs will double your bill.The following regions are highly not recommended for construction of a Federation starship. Talk to your local real estate agent to acquire a number of acres of land to construct your starship on. This could result in your spouse or significant other taking over your starship and turning it into a pansy garden. Avoid ALL regions which could result in your death. ![]()
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